![]() There are many splendid and glorious THINGS about Europe, sweeties, however,... Oh wait a moment...That's another piece of writing in progress. Let's begin again shall we? After I returned from dashing about the European Continent, I dutifully (if belatedly) studied the charts, the planets, the houses, the signs, the progress of that damn photon belt, and other related constellatory THINGS, and I regret to say that I came away completely untantalized and thus uninspired. Not willing to remain so stymied, I picked up my current favorite book (a book that vaulted me around the museums, galleries and bookstores of Europe in a constant artistic and literary frenzy) -- Sexual Personae -- Art and Decadence from Nefertiti to Emily Dickinson by Camille Paglia, and re-devoured a few of my favorite chapters. Without proffering a lengthy dissertation on the chain-reaction of inspiratory ideas that resulted, I decided to slip behind the veil for a bit and use the Medieval Scapini Tarot in a special divinatory ritual to scry a specific Tarot card for each sign with which to apply aside the appropriate planetary leanings. Merciless in my divinatory quest, I spilled the cards, spread the deck face down and fervidly mixed the cards round and round (counter-clockwise, naturally), thus allowing for the likelihood of (oh the horror) reversed-cards. I used the entire deck in my scrying, so if it's a Major Arcana card in your sign, then obviously it would signify IMPORTANCE. A Minor Arcana card would indicate a tempest in a teapot sort of a thing, whether unpleasant or joyous. Without further ado but refusing to explain that damn photon belt theory, here now are the Tarotscopes for the Summer Season: |
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MARCH 21 thru APRIL 20![]() Most of us are familiar with the sci-fi plot line of a "window in space and time" that lasts for a certain amount of time and you have to get through that window in order to _________________. This the plot of your life at the moment. Fill in the blank. By the Autumnal Equinox you should either be unlocking new doors in that new metaphorical City -- or chasing after a piece of wilted iceberg lettuce (just beginning to brown around the edges) as you take another spin on the hamster wheel. It's your judgment call. |
APRIL 21 thru MAY 21![]() If you have already been driving in the fast lane in regard to the above then you are those Tauruses who are lounging around relishing all sorts of sumptuous experiences -- whether it's turning off the phone and savoring the richness of solitude or whirling through social events like a breathless dervish. Just be sure to expect the unexpected along the way and if something sends your world(s) topsy-turvy, remember, "Living Well Is The Best Revenge." |
MAY 22 thru JVNE 21![]() This lousy patch is like any other brief (but nonetheless vexatious) cycle in life -- the Tauruses are having themselves a splendid ole time, but you Gems are in a trailer park sort of a rest stop. So in the words of my dear friend and all around Diva, Omewenne, "Just pretend you're Karen Black in a trashy made-for-t.v. movie playing a truck stop waitress. Everything should become surreal and amusing from there on." |
JVNE 22 thru JVLY 23![]() So just mosey along contemplatively and assuredly, adding fresh elements to your psyche, gathering new ideas and opportunities, making new friends and contacts. And every now and then, let the night take you out for a frivolous whirl or somehow investigate a momentary silly detour. A break in the routine to freshen up before returning to your determined and focused course. I wonder what the harvest will bring come the Autumn Equinox? |
JVLY 24 thru AVGVST 23![]() Perhaps you could to do some things a little more meditative -- cleansings, purifications, revitalization, vision quests, holistic retreats -- because ennui is the Anti-Fun experience. And if ennui gets a foothold in your psyche, you're going to have to move or do something drastic to bring enough chaos into your life to change it around enough to make it interesting again. And that can hurt and be depressing. And a depressed Leo is very annoying at parties -- so please, for those of us who want to continue adoring you -- give it a rest for a while -- whatever IT is. To quote a fab line from a movie I recently rented (but I can't remember the name of it. All I remember is Laura Flynn Boyle is in it), "Too much tinsel ruins a tree." |
AVGVST 24 thru SEPTEMBER 23![]() The up side to this is that whatever decision you make in whatever area you choose first, the card house of that area will collapse and clear that particular path immediately. Then you get the adventure of exploring the unknown and the uncertain. I presume the lesson to be something about the difference between "letting sleeping dogs lie" and "ignoring the rhinoceros in the room." One is the concept of prudence -- the other is the concept self-sabotage through avoidance. Now, how many loose threads do you see? Are these threads necessary to your fabric -- or merely mucking up the works? |
SEPTEMBER 24 thru OCTOBER 23![]() Relax, take a moment to congratulate yourself and then buy yourself something fabulous to celebrate your deserved achievement -- whatever that is. Things are balanced. You exited the last season of chaotic stress and frenzied activity and now you can drift along with the tide a bit. You do have nagging little fears of failure in the guise of that little voice that whispers, "what's next? now what? "halt, who goes there?" The only thing you need to be concerned about, besides that damn photon belt, is trying to enclose your need for recreational dalliance in a more practical and constructive form of expression. The Leos have over-indulged, you have under-indulged and so a bit of indulgence would go a long way toward keeping you facing straight ahead while at the same time giving you something capricious to experience -- in other words -- a balance. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...." (and an ax murderer too, apparently) so go see and be seen for a while, and then see what happens. |
OCTOBER 24 thru NOVEMBER 22![]() Bold action is favored and even if you lose the battle, you'll win some very private wars. You'll get off that fence (especially since it's your neighbor's fence anyway) and take a stand for yourself. However, beware of bluffing, because your bluff will be called so you better have the cards you say you do. More importantly, you better have the cards you THINK you do. You have rivals and perhaps some enemies who are waiting for you to crash and burn, but you also have admirers and fans waiting for you to invite them in. Also, there are some vampiric sorts waiting for you to over-confidently invite them over your threshold. How to figure out who is who? Only by the process of elimination. You have to go through the muck in order to get through it, and even though you might be battle-scarred, you will at least have transformed your life for REAL this time. |
NOVEMBER 23 thru DECEMBER 21![]() It will be a busy, hectic, and crowded patch of experience. Your environments will be teeming with intrigues of all sorts, both fun as well as egregious. Just keep leaning back and coasting along, using that damn photon belt (and some positive support from Pluto, that planet of transformative pressure) to catapult your psyche and raise your attunements. At this time, you can present with any personae you choose in response to any situation. You should be able to skirt the surface of any pond while observing the hidden life at the bottom. You can face challenges and deal with obstacles (and of course there will be plenty) because if you make the effort you can read between all the lines, see the fish below the ice, pick up on all the things people are trying to hide. The most disconcerting thing about riding the intangible tides is seeing through the facades of others direct to their more subconscious motivations -- things that are extremely obvious to you, but thought completely hidden by someone else. This can be enjoyable as well as disillusioning: golden opportunities or insidious manipulation, well-intentioned but misguided actions, vexing maneuvers, foreshadowing of trouble or anticipatory excitement. Rely upon your own silent counsel and the leanings of your gut intuition, and above all, always stand your ground and be perfectly blunt if you have to. In fact, our mantra for the next three months I shall paraphrase from the fab movie All About Eve, ³As always when someone is trying to find out something from me, they tell a lot more than they find out.² This should be used as your compass, fellow Sagittarians! |
DECEMBER 22 thru JANVARY 2O![]() You may find yourself attracted to more ethereal ideas and people. Exploration of different kinds of art or creativity is definitely encouraged. Do something you never thought you'd do, and do it well. There will also evolve many opportunities to work on cherished projects with others -- new and old -- and increase your contacts. This won't be done through traditional and professional venues, you'll find more luck and connection through unexpected, and sometimes downright frivolous venues. If it feels good do it, even if it pains your more pragmatic side. ³We all go a little mad sometimes....² |
JANVARY 21 thru FEBRVARY 19![]() You've recently accomplished some necessary transformative processes physically, intellectually and spiritually but now you need to finish up with some psychological and emotional stresses, and perhaps some social revitalization is in order as well. As with those Virgos, you need to cut away some pertinent loose ends or tie them up so that they cease to trip you up. Form is not as important as content to you right now, although maintaining a confident and strong form yourself no matter what is raging inside is important. Self-pampering is what you need. Feel free to redefine your personality -- and as with Sagittarius, use whatever persona you choose in response to any situation -- it will entertain your nature and ease up on the intensity of this phase. Indulge yourself and be assured that this melancholy patch is only temporary -- and is helping you to identify all those people, problems or other THINGS you really want to either redefine in order to evolve or toss out in order to make space for the new. It's your pity-party, do what makes you feel better, and then redecorate something to creatively symbolize your shape-shift toward more enjoyable times. |
FEBRVARY 20 thru MARCH 20![]() What then, Pisces? Show yourself off! Show all your selves off (one at a time, of course)! Again, for your sign as with Sagittarius and Aquarius, wield as many different personas as you like at any given moment toward whatever end you wish to achieve. Instead of having multiple personality disorder, you will have multiple personality expertise. It is not the time for you to be passive as you are preparing to recognize and capitalize upon specific opportunities that can alter your current path a bit to one more pleasing or least less ponderous to travel. You will need, however, to actively pursue these opportunities. They won't be handed to you. In fact, nothing will be handed to you -- you will have to ask for it or go after it yourself. Make demands on others and yourself. See that golden carrot dangling in front of you? Well it's not the carrot that you want to have but there is something or someone waiting in the direction it is enticing you to follow. And the fun is in the getting there. |