Welcome to ‘Brilliant Babble’ where you can participate in the witty repartee found at the now-infamous Café du Nord Round Table. If you’ve ever wondered what it was like to always have a brilliant epigram on your lips in response to any conversational twist, now is the time find out.

Step into the fashionable shoes of the editors of “Suffering Is Hip” as the outputted file grabs nuggets of wisdom and amusement from our vast database of epigrams, quips, and merry bickerings! Just fill in your name in the first box, and bring two friends along in the other two boxes. Click the button and bing! — you’re brilliant!


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What’s the name of the second person?
What’s the name of the third person?