"All art is quite useless."
--Oscar Wilde
![]() by the Marquis Déjà Dû & Kallistí at Monaghan's, Rue Conti (on bar napkins, no less!) |
![]() The Scream shaves in the morning. |
![]() Censored Scream. |
![]() The Scream on the rollercoaster. |
![]() The Scream gets a bad haircut. |
![]() The Scream finds a hair in his salad. |
![]() The Scream eats it anyway. |
![]() Later that night... |
![]() Kallistí is born from the regurgitated hair salad (much to Nicole Kidman's consternation). |
![]() Nicole Kidman upon hearing the news. |
![]() The Scream tries drag. (It's a She-Scream) |
![]() The Scream's Second Grade class photo. |
![]() The Scream finally shuts up. |