 by the Marquis Déjà Dû & Kallistí at Monaghan's, Rue Conti (on bar napkins, no less!) |
 The Scream shaves in the morning. |
 Censored Scream. |
 The Scream on the rollercoaster. |
 The Scream gets a bad haircut. |
 The Scream finds a hair in his salad. |
 The Scream eats it anyway. |
 Later that night... |
 Kallistí is born from the regurgitated hair salad (much to Nicole Kidman's consternation). |
 Nicole Kidman upon hearing the news. |
 The Scream tries drag. (It's a She-Scream) |
 The Scream's Second Grade class photo. |
 The Scream finally shuts up. |