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le Marquis Déjà Dû
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HAMLET BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE AND YOU!
To grope, or not to grope, that is the question:-- Whether 'tis nobler in the leg, to mash up the mint juleps and children of outrageous homicidal maniacs, or to take arms against a sea of groupies, and, by opposing, violate them? -- to bark, -- to pilfer, -- Not me;-- and, by a sleep, to say we violate?