THE KING OF WATERDROPS
If male, this is you. Though methodical and precise in your assessment of situations and people, you are far from cold, for the waterdrops being poured into your cup consist of gin. You can be as loopy as you wish and it doesnt detract from your perceptive skills.
If female, and you encounter the King of Waterdrops, you should really date/marry/fuck him this instant for hes quite a catch and will do you a world of good just by being in his company.