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(Everyone drinks when
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- Everyone drinks when their character is first introduced onscreen (or — in the case of the kid — mentioned).
- Whenever any of the characters sings, “Who’s afraid of Virginia Woolf?”
- Whenever Richard Burton makes or hands someone a drink.
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- “Good, better, best, bested.”
- When he shoots Liz Taylor with the umbrella gun.
- Drink steadily through the ‘Burgen’ monologue.
- When he calls Sandy Dennis “angel boobs” and “monkey nipples.”
- “And that’s how you play Get The Guests.”
- When he cries on the porch.
- Take little sips every time he says, “Snap!”
- “Sou-EEEE! Sou-EEE!”
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- “I don’t bray!!!”
- “Party! Party!”
- “Hey SWAMPY!”
- (to George Segal) “Don’t encourage me!”
- “You can stand it! You married me for it!”
- Take little sips every time she says, “Snap!” or, “Clink.”
- “I am the earth mother and you are all flops.”
- “George and Martha. Sad, sad, sad.”
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- Whenever he flirts with Liz.
- Whenever it is said that he works in the math or history department.
- When Liz says, “Right at the meat of things,” into his crotch.
- “Plow some pertinent wives.” — when he says or does this.
- Whenever his impotence is implied.
- Whenever he is called ‘houseboy’.
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- Whenever she says the word ‘brandy’.
- “Never mix, never worry.” / “I never mix.”
- “I’d like another little nipper of brandy please!”
- “I’m gonna be sick!”
- “I dance like the wind.”
- “Violence! Violence!”
- “Hump the hostess!”
- Take little sips every time she says ‘bells’.
- “I want my husband! I want a drink! I want something!”
- The bunny hop.
- “Peel the lable!”
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Drink every time George & Martha’s child is referred to.
Don’t think you’re getting off easy if you’re playing this character.
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