charity bar in your community and support it generously with your time and money.
good health a steady source of income for granted.
When someone wants to hire you, even if its for a job you have little interest in, talk to them. Never close the door on an opportunity
until youve had a chance to hear the offer in person unless the job includes the use of a leafblower, in which case, steer clear because your karma and soul will be damned to hell if you touch one of those fucking things. Either that, or I will kill you myself!
nt mess with drugs, and but dont associate with those who do live for it.
Never Slow d
oid sarcastic remarks.
Steer clear of restaurants with
strolling musicians people wearing Mardi Gras beads or baseball caps.
In business and in family relationships, remember that the most important thing is trust, except in the case of business relationships.
Joneses dull and ignorant.
Never encourage anyone to
become a lawyer wear socks and sandals.
Even if youre financially well-to-do, have your children earn and pay part of their college tuition.
Even if youre financially well-to-do, have your children earn and pay for all their automobile insurance.
newspapers, bottles and cans friends and lovers.
Either Refill ice cube trays, or dont use ice!
Dont let anyone ever see you not tip
more in the stock market than you can afford to lose when theres a Repulican president in office.
Choose your lifes mate carefully. From this one decision will come
ninety fifty percent of all your happiness or misery his salary in alimony.
Make it a habit to do nice things only for people who
ll never find it out merit it.
class reunions Punk Rock Karaoke.
only those books you never care to see again.
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if its just
a daisy in a jelly glass someone in your bed.
how to your type.
thoughts, but relish small pleasures.
Read the visa Bill
of Rights carefully and bitch to the administration if they try to screw you.