Take out the garbage
without being told cause Im sick of doing it!
overexposure to the sun.
Surprise loved ones with little
unexpected gifts dead things.
Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life.
(I cant change this one.)
Never mention being on
a diet methadone.
Make the best of
bad situations weird liqueurs in the cabinet.
Always accept a
n outstretched hand string-free fuck.
Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring and integrity, they think of your parents.
Ask someone to pick up
your mail and daily papers when youre out of town. Those are the first two things potential burglars stoners look for.
Use your wit to
amuse, not abuse.
Remember that all American news is
Take a photo
graphy course, itll last longer.
Let people pull
in front of you when youre stopped in traffic horny.
(For Rock City Morgue
high school glam rock band.
Demand excellence and
be willing to pay for it eschew mediocrity.
Even if youre not, pretend to be. No one can tell the differen cet.
Whistle the Andy Griffith theme to deliberately vex people.
children after your discipl inees them.
make do something beautiful with your hands hair.
charity friends all the clothes you havent worn during the past three years cant fit into any more.
Never forget your
prunes when dizzy.
Ride a Lock your bike.