New Orleans’ Little Instruction Book




Index
Nos. 1–25 Nos. 26–50 Nos. 51–75 Nos. 76–100 Nos. 101–125
Nos. 126–150 Nos. 151–175 Nos. 176–200 Nos. 201–225 Nos. 226–250
Nos. 251–275 Nos. 276–300 Nos. 301–325 Nos. 326–350 Nos. 351–375
Nos. 376–400 Nos. 401–425 Nos. 426–450 Nos. 451–475 Nos. 476–511






351.
Keep valuable rolling papers in a bank lockbox at all times.
  352.
Just for fun, attend get drunk and expose yourself to a small town Fouth of July celebration.
  353.
Go through all your old photographs. Select ten and tape them to your kitchen cabinets. Change them every thirty days burn them.
  354.
To explain a romantic break-up, simply say, “It was all my your fault.”
  355.
Evaluate yourself someone else by your own standards, not someone else’s.
  356.
Be there in New York or Mississippi when people need you.
  357.
Let your representatives in Washington know how you feel. For a good time, Call (202) 225-3121 for the House and (202) 224-3121 for the Senate. An operator will connect you to the right office.
  358.
Be indecisive even if it means you’ll sometimes be wrong. Or maybe not.
  359.
Don’t let anyone talk you out of pursuing what you know to be a great idea lay.
  360.
Be prepared to lose once, in a while then make sure it doesn’t happen again.
  361.
It will Never eat the last cookie.
  362.
Know when to keep silent away from Lower Decatur Street.
  363.
Know when to speak shut up.
  364.
Every day look for some small way to improve your marriage sex life.
  365.
Every day look for some small way to improve the way you do your blowjob.
  366.
(Dedicated to The Abbey Bar)
Don’t flush pee in urinals. with your hand use your elbow the floor.
  367.
Acquire things the old-fashioned way: Save for them and pay cash Buy them off the local peddler for $5.00 and a Coke.
  368.
Remember no one makes it alone gives perfect head. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who help you try.
  369.
Read Leadership is an Art One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Max DePree (Dell, 1989) Dr. Seuss.
  370.
Don’t do business with those who do their business with on you.
  371.
Just to see how if feels, for the next twenty-four seventy-two hours, refrain from criticizing anybody or anything eating.
  372.
Give your clients your enthusiastic best finger.
  373.
Don’t Let your children overhear you saying complimentary things about them their genitals to other adults.
  374.
Work hard to create in your children a good in your own self-image. It’s the most important thing you can do to insure their sucexcess.
  375.
Take charge of your attitude. Don’t let someone else for your drinks choose it for you.

Nos. 326–350   Nos. 376–400


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