Patronize locals merchants even if it cost s a bit more.
Fill your gas tank when
it falls below one quarter full the attendant is not looking.
Dont expect money
to bring you happiness.
Never snap your fingers in Z formation
to get someones attention. Its rude tired.
No matter how dire the proposed situation, keep your
cool spare change. That smelly panhandler doesnt really need 42¢ for the bus.
cash, ask for a compact disc ount, complement the clerk on his/her facial piercings.
Find a good trailor.
Dont use a toothpick
ion the pub lic area.
underestimate your power to change yourself.
your power to change others.
empathy polygamy. Try to see things from other people s point of view.
big. Deliver big Yah, right.
Discipline yourself to
save have some money. Its essential to success drink.
Get and stay
in shape away from Bourbon Street.
Find some other way of proving your manhood than by
shooting defenseless animals and birds whipping out your cock on the corner of St. Ann and Bourbon Streets.
Remember the deals not done until the
check has cleared the bank baggie has been licked clean.
burn bridges. Youll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river call the landlord to get anything done.
Dont spread your
self too thin legs for just anyone. Learn to say no politely and quickly.
Accept pain and disappointment as part of
life goth culture.
Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things: (1)
finding the right person sex and (2) being the right person lots of booze.
problems one night stands as opportunities for growth and self-mastery.
Dont believe people
when they ask you to be honest with them.
Dont expect life to
be fair go on much longer.