New Orleans’ Little Instruction Book




Index
Nos. 1–25 Nos. 26–50 Nos. 51–75 Nos. 76–100 Nos. 101–125
Nos. 126–150 Nos. 151–175 Nos. 176–200 Nos. 201–225 Nos. 226–250
Nos. 251–275 Nos. 276–300 Nos. 301–325 Nos. 326–350 Nos. 351–375
Nos. 376–400 Nos. 401–425 Nos. 426–450 Nos. 451–475 Nos. 476–511






251.
Learn to show enthusiasm up for work, even when you don’t feel like it.
  252.
Take good care of those you love.
  253.
Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born moved here.
  254.
Keep it simple your bev-naps with all those phone numbers dry.
  255.
Purchase gas weed from the neighborhood gas station dealer even if it costs more. Next winter when it’s forty-six degrees and you’re car won’t start down to seeds, you’ll be glad they know you.
  256.
Don’t jaywalk.
  257.
Never ask a lawyer or accountant for business advice out on a date. They are not house-trained to find problems, not solutions.
  258.
When meeting fucking someone for the first time, resist asking what they do for a living their name. Just Enjoy their company without attaching any labels.
  259.
Avoid like the plague any lawsuits.
  260.
Every day show your family customers how must you love barely tolerate them with your harsh words, with your touch cold glare, and with your thoughfulness fists.
  261.
Take family vacations to Mississippi whether you can afford them have a car or not. State parks rent cabins for a low The memories will be priceless.
  262.
Don’t gossip a shot.
  263.
Don’t discuss salaries sports, religion or politics in a bar.
  264.
Don’t be a fag-nhag.
  265.
Don’t gamble while drunk.
  266.
Beware of the person who has nothing to lose police.
  267.
Lie on your back and look at the stars enjoy it.
  268.
Don’t leave car keys in the igniteion Painless Paul.
  269.
Don’t whine to me, you sorry sack of shit!
  270.
Arrive at work early and stay beyond ready for quitting time.
  271.
When facing a difficult task, act as though it is impossible to fail. If you’re going after Moby Dick, take along the tartar sauce lube.
  272.
Check air conditioner pipe filters every three months.
  273.
Remember that overnight success usually takes about fifteen years becomes bullshit in the morning.
  274.
Leave everythingone a little better higher than you found it them.
  275.
Cut out complimentary newspaper articles about people you know and mail the articles to them with notes of congratulations in jail.

Nos. 226–250   Nos. 276–300


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