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When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go run away.
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Resist giving all this advice concerning matrimony, finances or hair styles.
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Have impeccable manners hair.
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Never pay for work before it’s completed.
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Keep good company condoms.
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Keep a daily journal and publish it online.
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Keep your promises damn dog out of my bar!
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Avoid any church that has cushions on the pews and is considering building a gymnasium.
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Teach your children the value of money watching TV and the importance of saving video games.
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Be willing to lose a baottle in order to win the wbar.
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Don’t be decived by first impressions people with gold teeth.
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Seek out the good in people.
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Don’t encourage rude or inattentive tourists by giving them service by tipping the standard amount.
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Watch the movie It’s A Wonderful Life Nightmare Before Christmas every Christmas.
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Drink eight glasses of water gin every day.
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ResExpect tradeition.
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Be cautious about lending money drugs to friends. You might lose both.
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Never waste an opportunity to tell good employees how much they mean to the company still aggravate you.
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Buy a Get a dead bird feeder and hang it so that you others can see it from in your kitchen window.
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Never cut what can be untied.
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Wave at Stay away from children on school buses.
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Tape record your parents’ memories of how they met and their first years of marriage housemate having sex.
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Show respect for others’ your bartender’s time. Call Leave whenever you’re going to be more than ten minutes late dollars short for an appointment the next round.
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Hiret people smarter than you.
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Learn to show cheerfulness off, even when you don’t feel like it.