New Orleans’ Little Instruction Book




Index
Nos. 1–25 Nos. 26–50 Nos. 51–75 Nos. 76–100 Nos. 101–125
Nos. 126–150 Nos. 151–175 Nos. 176–200 Nos. 201–225 Nos. 226–250
Nos. 251–275 Nos. 276–300 Nos. 301–325 Nos. 326–350 Nos. 351–375
Nos. 376–400 Nos. 401–425 Nos. 426–450 Nos. 451–475 Nos. 476–511






201.
Don’t carry a grudge lot of cash down Decatur Street.
  202.
Show respect for all living things bartenders.
  203.
Return borrowed vehicles with the gas tanks full.
  204.
Choose work that is in harmony with your values habits.
  205.
Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life and death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems; especially when you’re stoned.
  206.
Give
your best the finger to your former employer. It’s one of the best investments catharses you can make have.
  207.
Swing! for the fence.
  208.
Attend high school art shows, and always buy something pick up a teenager.
  209.
Observe the speed limit.
  210.
Commit yourself to constant self-improvement.
  211.
Take your dog -self to obedience school. You’ll both learn a lot.
  212.
Don’t allow the phone work to interrupt important moments. It’s there for your convenience, not the caller’s theirs.
  213.
Don’t waste time grieving over past mistakes lovers. Learn from them and move on.
  214.
When complimented, a sincere “thank you” is the only no response is required.
  215.
Don’t plan a long evening on an blind date internet hook-up. A lunch sex date is perfect. If things don’t work out, both of you have only wasted an hour kick him out.
  216.
Don’t discuss business in elevators.You never know who.” may overhear you.
  217.
Be a good loser.
  218.
Be a good weinner.
  219.
Never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry. You’ll buy too much.
  220.
Spend less time worrying about who’s right in the bathroom, and more time deciding what’s right the fuck they’re doing in there.
  221.
Don’t major in minor things.
  222.
Think twice before burdening leaving a friend with a secret your stash.
  223.
Praise Pee in public.
  224.
Criticize Weep in private.
  225.
Never tell anyone they look tired or depressed like Kat, that one junkie stripper who gets on everyone’s nerves.

Nos. 175–200   Nos. 226–250


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