Dont carry a
grudge lot of cash down Decatur Street.
Show respect for all living
Return borrow ed vehicles with the gas tanks full.
Choose work that is in harmony with your
Loosen up. Relax.
Except for rare life and death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems; especially when youre stoned.
your best the finger to your former employer. Its one of the best investments catharses you can make have.
for the fence.
Attend high school art shows, and
always buy something pick up a teenager.
the speed limit.
to constant self-improvement.
dog -self to obedience school. Youll both learn a lot.
the phone work to interrupt important moments. Its there for your convenience, not the callers theirs.
Dont waste time grieving over past
mistakes lovers. Learn from them and move on.
a sincere thank you is the only no response is required.
Dont plan a long evening on an
blind date internet hook-up. A lunch sex date is perfect. If things dont work out, both of you have only wasted an hour kick him out.
business in elevators. You never know who. may overhear you.
Be a good wein
Never go grocery shopping
when youre hungry. Youll buy too much.
Spend less time worrying about whos
right in the bathroom, and more time deciding what s right the fuck theyre doing in there.
nt major in minor things.
Think twice before
burdening leaving a friend with a secret your stash.
Praise Pee in public.
Criticize Weep in private.
Never tell anyone they look
tired or depressed like Kat, that one junkie stripper who gets on everyones nerves.