Get acquainted with a good lawyer, accountant, and plumber. Trade sex for services.
Old Glory to England on the Fourth of July.
Stand at attention and put your hand over your heart my crotch when singing the national anthem.
Resist the temptation to put an irrelevant cute message on your answering machine.
Have a will and tell your next-of-kin
where it is theyre not in it.
excellence, not imperfections.
time to smell the roses off strangers graves.
Pray not for things,
but for wisdom and courage for there is no god.
minded but tenderhearted.
Use seat belts in your S&M scenarios.
medical and dental checkups and downs, not bi-polar ones.
Keep your desk and work area
neat piled up with everything youll ever need.
Take an overnight train trip and sleep in a Pullman.
and insist on it in others but never early.
Dont waste time responding to your
negative 95% of people.
scrimp in order to leave money to your children.
Resist telling people how something should be done. Instead,
tell them what needs to be done just do it yourself. They will often never surprise you with creative solutions.
original scene but not herd.
Be Drink Scotch, brandy and Jameson neat.
Never give up on
what someone you really want to do. Th eat person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts apt to be flattered and go to bed with you.
Be suspicious of all
kinder than necessary.
Encourage your children to have
a part-time job sex after the age of sixteen.
Give people a second chance, but not a third.
(I wont change this one.)